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Author Topic La Pucelle Inquirer USA 11 Posts
Posted - 07/26/2008 : 11:57:44 AM
I read this on another forum, and just had to share it...CATHOLIC GASOLINE Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, an Exxon Gasoline station was just a block away.She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. Theattendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out,but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was onthe way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas andspotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful,Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it withgasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched fromacross the street. One of them turned to the other and said, 'If itstarts, I'm turning Catholic.I told this to a Church of Christ friend, and he laughed so hard...Shawna

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