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Author Topic Maryjudith Locked USA 24 Posts
Posted - 10/08/2008 : 09:56:50 AM
Three men were in line in front of St. Peter to receive their heavenly transportation.St. Peter beamed at the first man. Bless you, my son. You never even looked at another woman and worked two jobs to send your seven children on to Catholic college. Here's your new Porsche and you can turn it in next year for a new one! He gave the smiling man the keys to the car. He'd always wanted a Porsche.To the second man, St. Peter was a little less enthusiastic. You gave into temptation and were unfaithful to your wife but you repented. Here's the key to a Wagoneer. You may get a new one in ten years.St. Peter looked sad as he addressed the third man. You were continually unfaithful to your wife, divorced her and remarried outside of the church twice. But you confessed and truly repented of your sins. Here's an Edsel. It will get you around Heaven well enough.Suddenly the two less fortunate men turned around at the sound of weeping and wailing from the faithful man who had received the Porsche.What's wrong? the guy with the Wagoneer asked. St. Peter gave you a Porsche!See that woman over there riding by on the bicycle? That's my wife! Topic New Topic Topic Locked Printer Friendly
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