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Author Topic Nick Inquirer United Kingdom 20 Posts
Posted - 09/30/2008 : 07:55:44 AM
A man dies and goes to St Peter for judgment at the gates of heaven. In reviewing your life, I can find little to recommend you for heaven, says St Peter. What good deeds have you done to deserve your entry? The man thought a little and said: well, I once went to the help of a young girl who was being harrassed by a gang of bikers. What did you do? asked St Peter. I strode up to the leader of the gang, pulled out his nose ring, elbowed him in the stomach and punched him in the eye, was the reply. Impressed, St Peter asked: and when did this happen?About 2 minutes ago, said the man. Topic New Topic Topic Locked Printer Friendly
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